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  • Xmas Extremely Hard Jigsaw - Free Xmas Games
    Card Rent Warning Not in The Festive Mood Thu 19 Dec 2013 Christmas TV Schedule 2013 Wed 18 Dec 2013 More News Christmas is all about giving find gifts for him her and children Gifts for Home Gadgets Gizmos Music DVDs Most Wanted gifts Top Toys Spa Gifts Sock shop Magazines Stocking Fillers Charitable Gifts Gifts for Pets Food Drink Gifts Lingerie Gifts Phone Gifts Fine Whiskeys Amazon co uk

    Original URL path: http://www.xmas.co.uk/GAMES/xmas-jigsaw-extremely-hard.html (2016-02-09)
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  • Confuse Santa - 20 ways to confuse Santa at Xmas
    wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive While he s in the house find the sleigh and sit in it As soon as he comes back and sees you tell him that he shouldn t have missed that last payment and take off Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out with a note that says For The Tooth Fairy Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says For Santa Take everything out of your house as if it s just been robbed When Santa arrives show up dressed like a policeman and say Well well They always return to the scene of the crime Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last minute changes and corrections While he s in the house cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa s sure to see them Go outside yell Ooh Look A deer And he s got a red nose and fire a gun Leave Santa a note explaining that you ve moved Include a map with unclear and hard to read directions to your new house Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney Wait for Santa to get caught in it and then explain that you re sorry but from a distance he looked like a bear Leave out a Santa suit with a dry cleaning bill Paint hoof prints all over your face and clothes While he s in

    Original URL path: http://www.xmas.co.uk/confuse.asp (2016-02-09)
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  • Xmas Torture - 25 Xmas Ideas to Torture Your Roommate
    s he asks say you ve been very naughty this year Paint your nose red and wear antlers Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games Make conversation out of Christmas Carols i e You know I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night Contuinuously sing Millenium Prayer the Cliff Richard version Wrap yourself in Christmas lights and roll around in the snow Sing All I want for Christmas is my roommate s two front teeth Give your roommate the gifts from the twelve days of Christmas song Build a snowman with your roommate and place a hat on its head When it doesn t come to life cry hysterically it didn t work Whip your roommate screaming now Dasher now Dancer now Donna and Blitzen etc Tear down all your roommate s Christmas decorations yelling Bah Humbug Wake up every morning screaming Ghost of Christmas Future please have mercy on my soul The Lords Of Darkness apply here too Tell your roommate you re moving out Santa s buying you a house on 34th Street Pin a poinsetta to your lapel Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first Put on a fake white beard and insist that all your roommate s friends give it a yank Ring jingle bells maniacally saying every time a bell rings an angel gets his her wings Stand in front of the mirror reciting How the Grenache Stole Christmas over and over in your underwear Smoke mistletoe Do what comes naturally Watch your roommate when s he is sleeping When s he wakes up sing he sees you when you re sleeping Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room When your roommate asks tell him her

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  • Xmas Jokes
    come true Baby all I want for Christmas is You All I want for Christmas is you baby Repeat x7 Fade out part of me katy perry annaleese from united kingdom 20 06 2012 842 Lyrics to Part Of Me Days like this I want to drive away Pack my bags and watch your shadow fade Cus you chewed me up and spit me out like I was poison in your mouth You took my light you drained me down but that was then and this is now Now look at me Chorus This is the part of me that you re never gonna ever take away from me no x2 Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me that you re never gonna ever take away from me no I just wanna throw my phone away Find out who is really there for me Cause you ripped me off your love was cheap It s always tearing at the seams I fell deep and you let me drown but that was then and this is now Now look at me Chorus This is the part of me that you re never gonna ever take away from me no x2 Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me that you re never gonna ever take away from me no now look at me I m sparkling A firework a dancing flame You won t ever put me out again I m glowing ohohoh You can keep the dog for me I never liked him anyway In fact you can keep everything yeah yeah Except for me Chorus This is the part of me that you re never gonna ever take away from me no x2 Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me that you re never gonna ever take away from me no x3 Throw your sticks and your stones Throw your bombs and your blows But you re not gonna break my soul This is the part of me that you re never gonna ever take away from me no i dont care bratz annaleese from united kingdom 20 06 2012 841 When we met I knew then There was something cool about you Even though my friends didn t notice it at all You can me all along took a walk And started talking We stayed out all night counting all the stars I don t care what they say I don t care what they do Cuz they all fade away When it s just me and you Well it s more than a crush An impossible rush I don t care what they say When you re there I don t

    Original URL path: http://www.xmas.co.uk/QueryEntries.asp?category=J (2016-02-09)
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  • Xmas Jokes - Submit Your Jokes
    History Xmas Introduction Xmas Traditions Father Christmas Foreign Christmases The Story of Santa Add Your Xmas Jokes Fill in the blank fields and click the Add Joke button to add your joke Please note This is a family site keep it clean Browse Xmas Jokes Add an Xmas Joke Name City Email Used solely to confirm post Joke title Your joke All I Want For Christmas Is You hits One Million UK Sales Fri 20 Dec 2013 Christmas Card Rent Warning Not in The Festive Mood Thu 19 Dec 2013 Christmas TV Schedule 2013 Wed 18 Dec 2013 More News Christmas is all about giving find gifts for him her and children Gifts for Home Gadgets Gizmos Music DVDs Most Wanted gifts Top Toys Spa Gifts Sock shop Magazines Stocking Fillers Charitable Gifts Gifts for Pets Food Drink Gifts Lingerie Gifts Phone Gifts Fine Whiskeys Amazon co uk Widgets Join in the Christmas fun and win some prizes for Christmas Win Sporting Greats The Complete DVD Collection Win Flight of the Navigator on BLU RAY Get a load of free stuff in time for Christmas Win Ice Road Truckers the Oversized Load Edition DVD Win the Complete Father Ted Box

    Original URL path: http://www.xmas.co.uk/submit_joke.asp (2016-02-09)
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  • Xmas TV
    time for an arrest If his arrest is for charges designed in a banker or government officials brainstorm then YES they could have waited I suspect that if he is truly not guilty we will never know There will be cover ups for years TJVrJRDZPJwGWKN Tayten from tYlcfUvJSbhh 06 09 2011 814 Keep it conmig writers this is good stuff happy xmas justine from dorset 21 10 2010 750 i want watching sky tv film name is E T space home 1 but ineed other new p2 and Mr Bean funny man he is small drive car mini and small teddy and future back like car fly 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and bound home lose dog and cat 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and elivs music film and car is funny number is 53 old lady and man car can threw banana and fight with bull cow STEPHEN RICE XMAS BEGINING from XMAS YES 19 09 2010 749 BEGINING XMAS XMAS YES XMAS YES from XMAS YES 16 09 2010 748 SANDRA DUNNE XMAS XMAS from XMAS 16 09 2010 747 TOSH TURKEY XMAS XMAS from XMAS 16 09 2010 746 LERE XMAS STEPHEN RICE YES ON NEW PEOPLE XMAS XMAS from XMAS 16 09 2010 745 LERE XMAS STEPHEN RICE NEW XMAS NEW XMAS from NEW XMAS 16 09 2010 744 STEPHEN RICE ANNE RICE JIM RICE TOSH BYRIN TONY CARA MANOTN BARRY RICE OLIUIA ELISHA ANNE MARIE CAROLINE RICE STEPHEN RICE TAV PANDI BARRY RICE TONY CARA TOSH TURKEY MRS C FRED JUN KEUIN GYPTIE MATHY JONNY RENEE KATY MAMIE MATT mrs sonia from london 09 12 2009 669 lg hd 50 Next All I Want For Christmas Is You hits One Million UK Sales Fri 20 Dec 2013 Christmas Card Rent Warning

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  • Xmas TV - Submit Your TV Programmes
    Xmas TV Xmas Wishlist Remembrance Christmas History Xmas Introduction Xmas Traditions Father Christmas Foreign Christmases The Story of Santa Add Your Favourite Xmas TV Share your favourite Xmas TV programmes and with other Xmas users Browse Xmas TV Get Sky Sky or Sky HD for Xmas Name City Email Used solely to confirm post Title Message All I Want For Christmas Is You hits One Million UK Sales Fri 20 Dec 2013 Christmas Card Rent Warning Not in The Festive Mood Thu 19 Dec 2013 Christmas TV Schedule 2013 Wed 18 Dec 2013 More News Christmas is all about giving find gifts for him her and children Gifts for Home Gadgets Gizmos Music DVDs Most Wanted gifts Top Toys Spa Gifts Sock shop Magazines Stocking Fillers Charitable Gifts Gifts for Pets Food Drink Gifts Lingerie Gifts Phone Gifts Fine Whiskeys Amazon co uk Widgets Join in the Christmas fun and win some prizes for Christmas Win Sporting Greats The Complete DVD Collection Win Flight of the Navigator on BLU RAY Get a load of free stuff in time for Christmas Win Ice Road Truckers the Oversized Load Edition DVD Win the Complete Father Ted Box Set Amazon co uk Widgets

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  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Xmas Search
    Mood Thu 19 Dec 2013 Christmas TV Schedule 2013 Wed 18 Dec 2013 More News Christmas is all about giving find gifts for him her and children Gifts for Home Gadgets Gizmos Music DVDs Most Wanted gifts Top Toys Spa Gifts Sock shop Magazines Stocking Fillers Charitable Gifts Gifts for Pets Food Drink Gifts Lingerie Gifts Phone Gifts Fine Whiskeys Amazon co uk Widgets Join in the Christmas fun and

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